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written and produced by giuseppe andrews. performed by giuseppe and ed.
1. HELL HOLE :fluff up your perm horror squirm,drunken term,puke the worm,bummed out king caviar smears the tar on your feet,like a beach castle trashed by the shark urine sea,train the fleas of the sand to dance bath water hand hold,hell hole,fell down hell hole,help me,why do you leave me down here?! all this darkness wastes my eyes,fell down hell holes,tripped on rotten assholes,why did i go out looking for a little piece of mind?...clocks make the dock tie the boat to the float of the fizz,bratty kids take a long ugly look at menus,then the used deathbed flops on the spot that we x'd,where the gold fell off bones of a whore mummy hand hold.
2. WE ALL DIE YOUNG: tea VS coffee,we're trivia,a meltdown morning to top it off,i need a good cry and a walk with you,i'm a volcano and the lava's my bloodstream & dreams,meditating through a camera or an old guitar,somewhere in my little heart there's something humungous hanging out,you can call it whatever you want but it's waiting to explode and carry my true self home,let's go! you and me girl,i'll piggy-back ride you there,don't comb my dead head or waste a fake prayer,just worry about maid-servicing your mind and total avoidance of broken-ass eyes...(meditating through a camera,etc.)......pandamonium we all die young think of where you were last year and where you are now!...from your head in the clouds to heaven.... foolish frustration,a new land comes,think of wings on your soul then face the free forever...from the dog in the pound we're even.....for the hogie line my heartbeat cries,look at all of them waiting there just to hear their numbers...from your head in the clouds to heaven,it's a bloody mess,trancend through death,bunch of pain robots televizing real bad info,it's hard to believe they're breeding pandamonium,we all die young,think of where you were last year and where you are now.
3. LEPER CUDDLE: she just walked right in,sat beside their beds,leaned her head on down,kissed them on their heads,skin of bad disease,very contagious,didn't scare her none,never caught one bit...leper cuddle,leper cuddle,all them other cowards ran left the lepers on your hands...cuddle em'!
4. FUNKY PETER:i dumped all thee slugs into the wishing well i said give me a new peter that doesn't smell,no matter how many times i wash this pud it smells like a hobo's booty mud i got afunky peter all she lets me do is eat her she won't treat this dong like cheese and say "when" like a waiter grater.i tried to cut my d**k off with machete but it didn't even
bleed and that was creepy i guess i'm stuck for life with this rank stinky p***k nobody will f**k or suck this d**k.funky peter i want a new knob,funky peter i want a new cob,funky peter,one you will bob that doesn't smell like cheese in a garbage can.
5. SKULL OF CLARITY: ea...ting...frog....shit....i....want....a....CLIT!....skull of clarity,skull of clarity,skull of clarity,skull of clairty....ain't gonna find it at the happy hour just rosemary's baby shower....skull ofclarity, yeah... drink.... ing..... dog.... piss.... heav....en's...guest.....LIST!....(repeat chorus)....sent my balls to grandma in a fanny pack and she put them up on the christmas tree how about that!
6. STUDENT DRIVER: birth,is uncontrollable,they hang you in the world like a hat,she said,"i'm
not afraid of it" i said,"what?" and she said,"black cats"....iron me out i'm wrinkled and i
don't care who knows it,straight-jackets have to tinkle but the nurses are chain-smokin',
yeah the nurses are bull-shittin'....i ate,a whole box of birth control and went out for a night on the town,and you,were lookin' for compliments,so i gave,every one out of print...
and this is the thanks i get...(repeat chorus)....and you're settling down with a drunk party clown from the personals and i'm stuck in a line out the door on the shores of a man-made beach,when the memory-bank tried to break from the weight of a flash-back,i just kept it hush-hush cause instructors would shit and have heart-attacks cause i'm a student driver,can you get off my ass and go round me!...cause i'm a student driver and he knows that he could be killed driving with me,cause i'm a student driver but i'm trying to get my license so i can go to the bar cause birth is uncontrollable....they hang you in the world like a hat...
7. WATER-SLIDES: crack rock,mute-point is all talk,i want to f**k a rat-trap,standing-O snatch clap,a Q & A with beach babes,my ass has farts to say,your athiest that digs to pray once everyone's hit the hay,i'm up cause i'm a night-owl,slap-happy hand towel,a road-kill cock is my sock,mocassin jack-pot,a scotch & soda joke room,tomato booze tomb,an escort service blow-job,stock market hard-on,i feel ya....athiest say your prayers,commercial wedding bells,go agro pesto wayne,i'm crying water-slides,activist, eat dog rare,periphial visionary,go agro,doo doo flies,come suck my body dry.....tourist, granola sandles,they walk the plank of park ships,miscarriage baptism,a mayo picnic nightmare,squirrel vomit mirage,at half-time get a hot one,rock solo train wreck,a warranty computer,bumper-car broke heart,a coffee kid pours co-co iced with a sea-slug, a hooker combs her dugan,reviews are spewin' for apple instant oatmeal,i'll shit my brains out for real....(repeat chorus)
8. MAMA'S GOT A DOUCHE BAG THE SIZE OF A BEAR CUB: mama's got a douche bag the size of a bear cub,i'm afraid to step inside of the bath-tub it scares me,i'm just three...daddy,help me...i just wet the bed i need to get cleaned up but mama's got a douche bag the size of a bear cub it scares me,i'm just three,i know it's silly but i won't get in that tub unless you pick that up and take it out of here it has filled me with fear,mama's got a douche bag the size of a bear cub,it scares me,i'm just three.
9. ANGELIC:with the death s**t we all know must stain our fruity looms,they must either let you rot or do something with you,angelic is an after-thought we're worried bout' the scam we bought and must return without a reciept learn it's much more difficult that way,the death piss we all know must flood our fruity looms,they must either bliss you out or send you back to wombs.
10. MONSTERS: she ate a jesus sandwich and screamed again,"i'm used to being pummled by the ghost of me still here inside my skin,bitter end,piggy pen,zany zen idea,i hate the damaged tortured heart,chamber dark,the rattle snake that's waiting in the wings coiled,in fear,his tongue licks tears,bitter end,piggy pen,zany zen idea...come on precious baby try you can't let these monsters make you die,you can't go back to liquid lies there's never enough pain intensifies,blissed out babies killed their cries,the land of the infinite way light,so come on precious baby try,you can't let these monsters make you die,i tried to eat myself tonight,don't taste right,your power is the place your body lays down laws,dethaws from cold souls,souls on hold,souls afraid of your light and mind.
